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    Discussion in 'The Leisure Lounge' started by K.I.S.S., Jun 11, 2014.

    1. K.I.S.S.

      K.I.S.S. Well-Known Member

      May 2014
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      Anyone hear the one about the four engineers driving down the road, all in the same car?

      There was a mechanical engineer, an electronics engineer, a chemical engineer, and an I.T. engineer.

      Suddenly the car loses power and they stop by the side of the road.

      The mechanical engineer expresses his opinion that the pistons have seized up in the cylinders.
      The electronics engineer states that the alternator brushes have probably worn out.
      The chemical engineer thinks that the petrol is probably contaminated with water.

      The I.T. engineer says 'Why don't we all get out and then get back in again..."
    3. miltonbr

      miltonbr Well-Known Member

      Feb 2014
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      what's a polar bear?… a rectangular bear with a change of coordinates.
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      You can confuse the salesperson at any consumer electronics superstore
      You have already added an electric motor to your exercise bike
      Prior to buying your girlfriend an engagement ring, you confirm the correct ring size by secretly measuring one of her other rings, with a set of calipers
      Your wife adds "...and give me the short version" to the end of any question about how something works
      Someone says "T & A" and you think "temperature and area"

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