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    1. aknotley

      aknotley Active Member

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      Sorry - couldn't resist posting this for a laugh: :D :D :D :D :D

      Source - The Telegraph: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/ ... Munch.html

      A man who is obssessed with crisps, eating a different flavour for breakfast, lunch and dinner, has changed his name by deed poll - to Mr Monster Munch.

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      Plumber Chris Hunt who has changed his name to Mr Monster Munch Photo: STIAN ALEXANDER


      Chris Hunt, a plumber, starts the day with packet of pickled onion Monster Munch, has a roast beef Monster Munch sandwich for lunch and a Flamin' Hot flavour bag for dinner.

      He is so obsessed with the corn snack that he has even devised recipes to include Monster Munch in rice and pasta dishes.

      THe 26-year-old finally changed his name after being dared to by friends.

      Mr Munch - or Monster to his pals - said: ''I just can't get enough of them. I love all the flavours, but admit roast beef is a particular favourite.

      ''I used to just eat three bags of roast beef a day, but I decided I needed a bit of variety in my life, so now I vary the flavours between breakfast, lunch and dinner.''

      He often mixes his Monster Munch with traditional meals - but is yet to crack the secret of mixing the crisps with his breakfast.

      ''Don't knock it until you've tried it - everybody secretly loves crisp sandwiches, which I have for lunch,'' he said.

      ''The only thing I've not figured out yet is how to have my Monster Munch for breakfast.

      ''I've tried pouring milk on them, but they go soggy too quickly and on toast they are a bit dry.

      ''I'm sure I'll figure something out, though - maybe they would be good in a fry-up.''

      Mr Munch, of Evington, Leics., made the name change without consulting Walkers, which makes the crisps, and says his mates were ''amazed''.

      ''They looked at me like I was nuts and dared me to change my name,'' he said.

      ''I don't think they thought I would go through with it - but now I demand to be called either 'Monster' or 'Mr Munch'.''

      He said he was not worried about overeating as he runs five miles a day and works out in the gym three times a week.

      ''I know it's a bit extreme, but I make sure I eat a balanced diet and I run 35 miles a week and train in the gym three times a week,'' he said.

      ''I just don't want to give up Monster Munch - I loved them when I was a lad and when they brought out the new retro packs I must admit my heart skipped a beat.

      ''It took me way back to when I was a little boy and used to get Monster Munch as a treat.''

      Paul Sanderson, a friend, said: ''Chris has always been a bit crazy, but this is taking things a bit too far - even for him.

      ''I'll call him Monster, though, because that's his name and that's what he wants - and I suppose it is a bit more interesting than boring Chris Hunt.''
       
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    3. mvalenti

      mvalenti Well-Known Member

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      We have nothing like this in the states... By that I mean crispy somethings that taste like meats n such....
       
    4. Pete

      Pete Well-Known Member

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      I used to work with an American who was astounded by Walkers Roast Chicken crisps!

      "AWESOME!!! That is SO British!"
       
    5. aknotley

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      lol just found this old thread
       
    6. tmark938

      tmark938 Moderator EngineeringClicks Expert

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      No offence but this is just crazy - surely not good for your health?

      Are these people just craving attention (or Monster Munch lol)?
       
    7. MSHOfficial

      MSHOfficial Well-Known Member EngineeringClicks Expert

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      I think human body is capable of adapting itself to quite anything. Like my body is adapted to eating loads of carbs because since childhood I have been eating carbs mostly. And if I eat carbs now I don’t gain weight easily and I don’t feel very heavy either (ofcourse not aloot of carbs) but if I eat protein, a little over the line, I start feeling uncomfortable.

      Same way my European friends start showing weight gain if they eat a little extra carb with me. But they eat protein like there is no tomorrow. 500g steak they can eat everyday, twice. No kidding.

      So if this person would be eating crisps all day until his body adapts to it. Then I guess it wouldn’t be harmful for him anymore, especially if he starts eating it early from his childhood. But then again the additives are not included in my comments, like the preservatives etc, extra sodium. Probably the body would never get used to that. But Its just what I think.
       
    8. john12

      john12 Well-Known Member EngineeringClicks Expert

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      Eating that many packets of crisps (especially Monster Munch!) is terrible for your body though - they have about five times as much fat as protein.

      Monster Munch are amazing though. I struggle to find them in my current country so whenever I see them I end up buying a load. They really don't fill you up though, so I see why he eats three bags a days!

      Also, crisp sandwiches are incredible, especially with Monster Munch and brown bread.
       
    9. MSHOfficial

      MSHOfficial Well-Known Member EngineeringClicks Expert

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      Yes crisp sandwiches are the best. We used to eat some potato chips with hot sauce and cream cheese spread with thin white bread. It used to be one of the best lunches during school that all of us friends would go to the grocery and buy and eat together. Good old days.
       

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